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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 dish
Seats per Table - 10

Amount per Serving
Calories 0

% Daily Value

Total Yuks 100%
Puns 79%
Ribs 99%
Total Comedy 100%

Not a significant source of Vitamin A or Calcium.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 250 chuckle diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your comedy needs.

Lisa Geduldig presents...
The 15th Annual Kung Pao Kosher Comedy

Kung Pao Kosher Comedy Menu

If you like Chinese food and Jewish comedy (and who doesn't?), then you've come to the right place.

Kung Pao Kosher Comedy meals contain no MSG, no pork, and one (kosher) shrimp dish because your hostess loves shrimp. The comedy is Kosher comedy; the food is not.

There will plenty to eat for both omnivores and vegetarians alike.

Dinner will be served to your table, Chinese banquet-style, with 10 people to a table. (Sorry, but you can't order a special meal, steamed vegetables, salad...during the Dinner Show. There is a set Chinese restaurant menu served to the table to all 375 attendees). And for the Cocktail Show, vegie egg rolls will be served to your table of 10.

Kung Pao Menu

Subject to change

  1. Sweet Corn with Minced Vegetable Soup
  2. Kosher Walnut Prawns
  3. Kung Pao Chicken (Attention: those prone to anaphylactic reactions! Kung Pao Chicken contains peanuts.)
  4. Braised Tofu with Black Mushrooms, Seasonal Greens, and Carrots
  5. Mixed Vegetable Chow Mein, Boca Raton-style
  6. American Broccoli with Carrots in Garlic Sauce
  7. Filet of Rock Cod with Bok Choy, Ginger, & Green Onions in Arline Geduldig's Special White Sauce
  8. Steamed Rice
  9. Due to popular demand, fortune cookies with Yiddish proverbs (that temporarily went AWOL) are back!

eat!

Cocktail Show:

  • Vegetarian Egg Rolls
  • Due to popular demand, fortune cookies with Yiddish proverbs (that temporarily went AWOL) are back!

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