Not a significant
source of Vitamin A or Calcium.
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 250 chuckle diet.
Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on
your comedy needs.
Lisa Geduldig presents...
Thank you for your interest in our Kung Pao Kosher Comedy productions. We
have wrapped up this year’s shows. Please join our mailing list (on the
upper right hand side of the page) to be kept informed about our annual San
Francisco comedy events including The 21st Annual Kung Pao Kosher Comedy: December 22-25, 2013 and our 2nd Monday of the month comedy shows at El Rio.
Dinner Show tix: $64
Cocktail Show tix: $44
The Kung Pao Box Office can also be reached at its new phone #: 925-855-1986. Tix can also be ordered over the phone: Mon-Fri 9am-4pm.
Things you’ll wanna know:
1) All seats are reserved; first come, first served in the order in which you purchase tix. Attention Kung Pao-ites who haven't attended for several years: You no longer need to wait in line to get the best possible seats. All seats will be reserved, ahead of time when you purchase your tix, at tables named Gilda Radner, The Marx Brothers, Meshugganah, Chopped Liver, Guilt... The earlier you buy tickets, the better the seats..
As always, everyone will be seated at tables
of 10. That's 10 to a table, not 12, sorry! It's
just a matter of whether you reserve an entire
table for your party of 10 or are seated with friendly
strangers. Who knows, you might meet someone! One
couple who had been together for 25 years even
got married at Kung Pao because they sat at a table
with a cantor they had never met, and they got
to talking, and next thing you know...
The doors will open a 1/2 hour prior to each show. Our box office,
Trilogy Ticketing, will send you all the pertinent info (directions,
parking, menu, what time the doors open, the name of your table etc
etc) when they send you your tickets OR if your tickets are being held
at Will Call, they will email you all that important info.
2) The vegie buffet table with the armed guard is no longer. Too many people were getting hurt. There will be plenty on the fixed menu for both omnivores and vegetarians alike.
We are no longer sending postcards, only e-mail newsletters. If you change your e-mail, please let us know so we can keep in touch.
If you have a Kung Pao Kosher Comedy Ticketing question that is NOT answered on the Ticket Ordering Form or elsewhere on the site, please e-mail email@example.com.