2017 Show dates, times, & ticket prices

BuyTix*PLEASE NOTE: 2017 TICKETS GO ON-SALE MON, OCT 30, 2017 @ 10am.

2017 Show dates:
•Saturday, December 23 (Erev Xmas Eve)
•Sunday, December 24 (Xmas Eve)
•Monday, December 25 (Xmas Day)

Please see the Menu page to find out what we’re serving.

Dinner Show ticket price (includes a set 7-course meal): $72.


Dinner is served from 5-6pm; the comedy show follows from 6-7:30pm.

Cocktail Show ticket price (includes vegetarian Dim Sum and a
ticket redeemable for a non-alcoholic drink): $52
You can buy alcohol at the bar, if you want. But you don’t have to.
There’s no minimum.


The Cocktail Show runs til 10pm.

There is no age limit for the Cocktail Show (or the Dinner Show). The show is not
recommended for kids under 13. If you have a younger kid and feel that it would be
appropriate for him or her, then it’s fine with us. It’s your call. One of the comedians three years ago was 14 years old. Oh, and we now serve Dim Sum instead of egg rolls.

You may order tickets here as of Monday, October 30th at 10am PST.

Show Will Call* Doors Open Shindig**
Dinner Shows 3:45 pm 4:30 pm 5:00-7:30pm
Cocktail Shows 7:45 pm 8:00 pm 8:30-10:00pm

**Tix will be sent by mail until Monday, Dec 11th. After that time, tickets will be held at Will Call for pickup on the night of the show at New Asia Restaurant, 772 Pacific Ave, btwn Grant & Stockton, in SF’s Chinatown. See chart above for the time that Will Call opens.

**Dinner is served promptly, family-style, at 5pm (ALL EARLY BIRD SHOWS NOW). If you arrive a half hour late, you will miss half the dinner. “Don’t be late for dinner.
Mom was right.

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