Kung Pao Kosher*
Comedy Menu 2014

If you like Jewish comedy on Christmas in a Chinese restaurant (and who doesn’t?), then you’ve come to the right place.

During the Dinner Show, a 7-course meal will be served to your table, where you’ll be seated 10 people to a table eating Chinese banquet-style. (Sorry, but you will not be able to order a special meal: steamed vegetables, gluten free, salad, blintzes, latkes, or babka. There is a set Chinese restaurant menu served to the table to all 375 attendees at each Dinner Show. See menu below.) There will plenty to eat for both omnivores and vegetarians alike.

During the Cocktail Show, veggie dim sum will be served. The Cocktail Show fare will not be a full meal so don’t come hungry. Egg rolls are no longer served at the Cocktail Show.

Kung Pao Kosher Comedy™ meals contain no MSG and no pork. There is one (kosher) shrimp dish on the Dinner Show menu because your
hostess loves shrimp, and studies show that 99% of Kung Pao attendees do as well.

*The comedy is kosher; the food is not.

Kung Pao Menu

Subject to change

  1. New Asia’s Sweet Corn and Minced Vegetable Soup
  2. Lisa G’s Intergalactically-Famous Kosher Walnut Prawns
  3. Kung Pao Chicken (Attention: those prone to anaphylactic
    reactions! Kung Pao Chicken contains peanuts.)
  4. Grandma Lillie’s Braised Tofu with Black Mushrooms, Seasonal Greens, and Carrots
  5. Assorted Vegetable Chow Mein, Boca Raton-style
  6. Barbra Streisand’s Famous Eggplant in Black Bean Sauce
  7. Arline Geduldig’s World-Renowned Salt & Pepper Filet of Rock Cod
  8. Steamed Rice
  9. Fortune Cookies (with Yiddish proverbs)


Cocktail Show:

  • Vegetarian Dim Sum
  • Fortune Cookies (with Yiddish proverbs)
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